It’s been a pretty eventful summer around the Holden house… or actually not very eventful, given the current state of some of my bones. Been learning a lot lately. Didn’t have to wait for school to start to do that.
Best lesson: Always listen to mama.
Second best lesson: Never let a motorcycle smoosh your leg.
Third best lesson: if your leg DOES get smooshed, make some cartoons.
if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked
How to Plant a Beautiful Garden
How To Deal With A Crush
in case it hasn’t hit you yet: Tiana is the first Disney Princess from America.
I can paint with all the colors of your ignorance
The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.
This is one of the best things iv seen today
I’m so glad my professor gives breaks in my class because the girl I’m sitting next to smells like thawing minced beef and if I hadn’t gotten some fresh air I would have choked to death
Fuck her raise ur hand tell professor u can’t learn shit the beef smell fukin up ya cranium brainal vertex cords roast her in front the whole class
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape